chlomidomonada:

aphsweden:

danes on a plane

It’s about Norway, who took a 12 hours flight and when he gets in a plane he realizes that it is full of Danes. He has to seat between two Danes, who are loudly discussing football, often asking Nor what does he thinks. When it comes to snack they start arguing about beer even louder. All the other Danes are doing the same. Norway asks stewardess for earplugs, but it comes out that all the others (normal) passengers already took all of them. Then one Dane starts singing eurovision songs and other Danes start singing along. Norway asks stewardess if he can take a parachute.

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

best-absolute-porn:

db5k:

underthesame-w:

gollumpanties:

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY

Jaejoong is not impressed.


Jaejoong done with your shit Shinee.

best-absolute-porn:

db5k:

underthesame-w:

gollumpanties:

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY

Jaejoong is not impressed.

Jaejoong done with your shit Shinee.

prom night needs to hurry up and get here bc i want to cut my hair already ;;0;;

i drew these both in less than half an hour. can u tell how sad i am ??